Excerpts from ID# 10536272
Same old thing, day in and day out. Toot goes the scanner, in goes the student. Toot goes the scanner, in goes the student. It's become as much a part of life as, say, brushing teeth. Same old, same old. Open your bags, please.
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jenoosia: Case 1 : kanina naka shackles si centaur na kakampi ko, tinoss ko sya kay rhasta, ung shackles umangat, as in pa effect.
jenoosia: Case 2 : Tinarget ko si Drow ng toss, si Nerubian Sin (omar) ung na toss ko sa kanya, sabay mana burn na lumilipad.
jenoosia: Case 3 : Tinapon ko ung kalaban namin ni Kel, pero si Kel naka patay, may lumutang na +100.
jenoosia: Case 4 : Tinapon ko si Nerub Sin sabay Cyclone ni Rhasta, At the top of the toss na suspend in mid air si nerub.
jenoosia: Case 5 : Pagka BurrowStrike ni SandKing tinoss ko ung creep, lumabas isang sobrang taas na spike sa lupa. Parang eiffel tower na spike kumbaga.
DotA.
Frickin' Defense of the Frickin' Ancients. (Omit the F's, if you will.) Addicting- nauseatingly so. DotA. Just like Counter-Strike during the grade school days. Just like Ragnarok during the high school days. Bane to schoolwork, boon to a young mind in search of relief from everyday toil.
1, 2, 3.. Oh, 500 games played, more or less. P50, P100, the whole DLSU tuition fee wasted, or rather, "invested" into something only minds such as this generation can comprehend.
Yet, if nothing else, pinpoint micromanagement leading to a game-winning play serves to feed an ego constantly in need of feeding. Now if only the girls can appreciate such grace in a game.
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Extracurricular Activities Running Total:
1. Writer, The LaSallian.
2. External Affairs Staff, College of Computer Studies.
3. Participant, Young Executive Series.
4. Member, La Salle Computer Society; Moomedia; ENGLICOM.
Status:
1. Writer - Negative hours of residency required. No communication with editor whatsoever. Proud of latest article: first main article written solo flight. No word when issue will be released yet. Afraid to show face in office due to long absence caused by certain videogame.
2. EA Staffer - Rocky road. Unsure of future stint. Application accepted but still in process of proving self worthy. Staff head has high hopes that can only end in the trashpile along Agno Street.
3. Y.E.S. - Never mind.
4. Member - Hoped to be active. Still inactive. Hoped to have an officership. Still an unknown.
Scoreboard: 0/4
Concluding Remarks: Life as a Frosh, WASTED.
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Speaking of School Studies:
Bachelor of Science in Computer Science, major in Software Technology.
in reality,
Bachelor of Bumming in Computer Shops, major in Cramming Technology.
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Genuine, 100% Certified Fat Guy.
Confirmed by 2 people, one of whom said Fat Guy has only met a few times in a computer store.
Gut hangs out like a melon. Practicing chest out, stomach in, prowess.
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Said Fat Guy cannot hope to win a heart of a fair maiden because of mediocre looks. Having a melon-shaped gut helps things, A LOT.
Said Fat Guy resolves that by next term, Gut has been divided into 4 chiseled abs, or at least one lean gut.
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Speaking of fair maidens:
They catch the eye of many males. Too many males. That is all this guy has to say.
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Dear Mr. Ledger,
How does it feel French kissing a full-blooded male? Is the moolah worth the sensation of a man's tongue poking around the inside of the velveteen inner lining of your mouth? Is the fame worth the said foreign tongue scraping against your teeth, tickling the roof of yon mouth?
Honestly, this guy is just curious.
Sincerely,
XXXXXX
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This guy likes Orange and Lemons. This guy likes Spongecola. This guy, heaven knows, like Cueshe, and their single, Ulan. This guy has grown uncomfortable talking with people whose tastes vary so far from his own. This guy faces being labeled as a poser.
This guy hates people who hate other people for being posers but pose as bad-mouthed ghetto people themselves. This guy hates this kind of people most especially found in blogs overpopulated with expletives.
THis guy likes people who take into consideration other people's feelings. Yet this guy is cruel, sometimes. This guy may hate himself, but more often, this guy pities himself.
THis guy often wonders why, if everyone says he looks like a hunky blockmate, does this guy not inherit even an iota of said hunk's sex appeal.
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TO Whom It May Concern:
I briefly felt caring (female) hands touch mine while I was waiting for a ride home. Though just an old acquaintance from a high school. It felt very alien, being in physical contact.
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Rule of thumb: If you've got a bad feeling, it probably will come through.
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Dear Mr. Gyllenhaal,
Hope I spelled your name correctly. How many times did you rehearse for the kissing scene? Did it ever feel natural? Is Mr. Ledger's mouth tasty?
Just curious, sir. Seeing as I haven't kissed anyone, yet.
P.S. How many other male actors do you think have a mouth worth locking lips with?
Sincerely,
XXXXXX
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Emo Stuff That's Funny Reading:
(Requested by someone on the chatbox.)
Sigh, why can't I find the courage to talk to her? Sometimes, I see her in PE class, all alone, and I keep wondering why she is, because if I was her friend, I fail to see a reason why I shouldn't spend as much time as possible with her. Of course, it could mean that she's taken, maybe by her friend, Mr. LoveIsBlind.
Sometimes I glance at her in DASALGO, sometimes our eyes meet. I always think to myself that I sensed a spark there. If only one or the other would initiate it. But sadly, that part of my life is still closed.
Or maybe I'm just imagining things.
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Lucky Michael Jackson, all he had to decide was whether to turn completely white from black, or just get his nose fixed.
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jenoosia: Case 1 : kanina naka shackles si centaur na kakampi ko, tinoss ko sya kay rhasta, ung shackles umangat, as in pa effect.
jenoosia: Case 2 : Tinarget ko si Drow ng toss, si Nerubian Sin (omar) ung na toss ko sa kanya, sabay mana burn na lumilipad.
jenoosia: Case 3 : Tinapon ko ung kalaban namin ni Kel, pero si Kel naka patay, may lumutang na +100.
jenoosia: Case 4 : Tinapon ko si Nerub Sin sabay Cyclone ni Rhasta, At the top of the toss na suspend in mid air si nerub.
jenoosia: Case 5 : Pagka BurrowStrike ni SandKing tinoss ko ung creep, lumabas isang sobrang taas na spike sa lupa. Parang eiffel tower na spike kumbaga.
DotA.
Frickin' Defense of the Frickin' Ancients. (Omit the F's, if you will.) Addicting- nauseatingly so. DotA. Just like Counter-Strike during the grade school days. Just like Ragnarok during the high school days. Bane to schoolwork, boon to a young mind in search of relief from everyday toil.
1, 2, 3.. Oh, 500 games played, more or less. P50, P100, the whole DLSU tuition fee wasted, or rather, "invested" into something only minds such as this generation can comprehend.
Yet, if nothing else, pinpoint micromanagement leading to a game-winning play serves to feed an ego constantly in need of feeding. Now if only the girls can appreciate such grace in a game.
===========================================
Extracurricular Activities Running Total:
1. Writer, The LaSallian.
2. External Affairs Staff, College of Computer Studies.
3. Participant, Young Executive Series.
4. Member, La Salle Computer Society; Moomedia; ENGLICOM.
Status:
1. Writer - Negative hours of residency required. No communication with editor whatsoever. Proud of latest article: first main article written solo flight. No word when issue will be released yet. Afraid to show face in office due to long absence caused by certain videogame.
2. EA Staffer - Rocky road. Unsure of future stint. Application accepted but still in process of proving self worthy. Staff head has high hopes that can only end in the trashpile along Agno Street.
3. Y.E.S. - Never mind.
4. Member - Hoped to be active. Still inactive. Hoped to have an officership. Still an unknown.
Scoreboard: 0/4
Concluding Remarks: Life as a Frosh, WASTED.
=============================================
Speaking of School Studies:
Bachelor of Science in Computer Science, major in Software Technology.
in reality,
Bachelor of Bumming in Computer Shops, major in Cramming Technology.
=============================================
Genuine, 100% Certified Fat Guy.
Confirmed by 2 people, one of whom said Fat Guy has only met a few times in a computer store.
Gut hangs out like a melon. Practicing chest out, stomach in, prowess.
=============================================
Said Fat Guy cannot hope to win a heart of a fair maiden because of mediocre looks. Having a melon-shaped gut helps things, A LOT.
Said Fat Guy resolves that by next term, Gut has been divided into 4 chiseled abs, or at least one lean gut.
=============================================
Speaking of fair maidens:
They catch the eye of many males. Too many males. That is all this guy has to say.
=============================================
Dear Mr. Ledger,
How does it feel French kissing a full-blooded male? Is the moolah worth the sensation of a man's tongue poking around the inside of the velveteen inner lining of your mouth? Is the fame worth the said foreign tongue scraping against your teeth, tickling the roof of yon mouth?
Honestly, this guy is just curious.
Sincerely,
XXXXXX
=============================================
This guy likes Orange and Lemons. This guy likes Spongecola. This guy, heaven knows, like Cueshe, and their single, Ulan. This guy has grown uncomfortable talking with people whose tastes vary so far from his own. This guy faces being labeled as a poser.
This guy hates people who hate other people for being posers but pose as bad-mouthed ghetto people themselves. This guy hates this kind of people most especially found in blogs overpopulated with expletives.
THis guy likes people who take into consideration other people's feelings. Yet this guy is cruel, sometimes. This guy may hate himself, but more often, this guy pities himself.
THis guy often wonders why, if everyone says he looks like a hunky blockmate, does this guy not inherit even an iota of said hunk's sex appeal.
===========================================
TO Whom It May Concern:
I briefly felt caring (female) hands touch mine while I was waiting for a ride home. Though just an old acquaintance from a high school. It felt very alien, being in physical contact.
===========================================
Rule of thumb: If you've got a bad feeling, it probably will come through.
===========================================
Dear Mr. Gyllenhaal,
Hope I spelled your name correctly. How many times did you rehearse for the kissing scene? Did it ever feel natural? Is Mr. Ledger's mouth tasty?
Just curious, sir. Seeing as I haven't kissed anyone, yet.
P.S. How many other male actors do you think have a mouth worth locking lips with?
Sincerely,
XXXXXX
===========================================
Emo Stuff That's Funny Reading:
(Requested by someone on the chatbox.)
Sigh, why can't I find the courage to talk to her? Sometimes, I see her in PE class, all alone, and I keep wondering why she is, because if I was her friend, I fail to see a reason why I shouldn't spend as much time as possible with her. Of course, it could mean that she's taken, maybe by her friend, Mr. LoveIsBlind.
Sometimes I glance at her in DASALGO, sometimes our eyes meet. I always think to myself that I sensed a spark there. If only one or the other would initiate it. But sadly, that part of my life is still closed.
Or maybe I'm just imagining things.
===========================================
--->
---->
----->
Lucky Michael Jackson, all he had to decide was whether to turn completely white from black, or just get his nose fixed.
----->
---->
--->
posted by Unknown at 8:40 PM
3 Comments:
first of all, girls (or at least the girls i know) likes dota. but then again they are the minority.
plus, i'd like to commend ur...uh..obvious interest and rather detailed description of ledger's french kissing another guy... very...erm... vivid.. hahaha
trust me, you're gut is NOT sticking out hahaha =)
:o Like OMG. long post. lol.
but erm, you're not alone, people just tend to slack off for some time ^^;
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